Take a breath, laugh at the chaos, and workshop the exit story you deserve。

Mix and match themes to fit today's mood. We'll pull different punchlines for every category.

Burnout fuel gauge

Office politics circus

Dream-chasing side quests

Culture mismatch confessions

Absurd exit strategies

3 themes selected

Pick a batch size—each reason will land with a different twist.

Serving 1 piping-hot excuse.

Keep generating, edit the lineup, and share when it feels right.

No exit excuses yet.

Pick a few themes and hit generate to start drafting your legend.