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Workplace Toxicity Meter

Should-I-Quit Index Quiz
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Corporate Speak Translator
Rate 10 dimensions of workplace dysfunction and discover your office's official toxicity index.

Slide through 10 categories of workplace misery to generate your Toxicity Index (0-100). All answers stay in your browser. No HR departments were notified in the making of this tool.

Toxicity Lab

Workplace Toxicity Meter: Is Your Office a Superfund Site?

Slide through 10 categories of workplace misery to generate your Toxicity Index (0-100). All answers stay in your browser. No HR departments were notified in the making of this tool.

1
Your boss checks on you more often than your own mother.
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2
Important news reaches you via rumor before any official announcement.
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3
Leaving on time feels like committing a crime against the company.
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4
Promotions go to the boss's golf buddies, not the actual performers.
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5
You're told problems don't exist while the building is literally on fire.
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6
Your best work gets credited to someone who was on vacation that week.
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7
Complaining about real problems is met with 'but we're a family here!'
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8
Your phone buzzes with work messages at 11 PM and you're expected to reply.
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9
Surviving here requires more diplomacy than the UN Security Council.
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10
Your career growth plan is a blank page that's been blank for years.
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Healthy Workplace
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/ 100
Healthy Workplace

Congratulations, you either work in a unicorn company or you're in denial. Either way, enjoy it while it lasts. The quarterly reorg is coming.

Toxicity Scale Reference

0–20: Healthy Workplace

21–40: Concerning

41–60: Toxic

61–80: Hazardous

81–100: Superfund Site