Still-Employed Coworker Analyzer - Roast their workplace survival stats

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<span class="MuiAccordionSummary-content Mui-expanded MuiAccordionSummary-contentGutters css-1b8uc0m"> Already Left <svg class="MuiSvgIcon-root MuiSvgIcon-fontSizeMedium css-q7mezt" focusable="false" aria-hidden="true" viewBox="0 0 24 24">